Twisted
by, Wardell Gray & Annie Ross
My analyst told me
That I was right out of my head
The way he described it
He said I'd be better dead than live
I didn't listen to his jive
I knew all along, he was all wrong
And I knew that he though
I was crazy, but I'm not, oh no
My Analyst told me
He said I need treatment
But I'm not that easily lead, he said
I was the type that was most inclined
When out of his sight to be out of my mind
And he though I was nuts
No more ifs or ands or buts, oh no
They say as a child, I appeared
A little bit wild with all my crazy ideas
But I knew what was happening
I knew I was a genius
I may have been only 3 but I was swingin!
They all laughed at A.Graham Bell
They all laughed at Edison, and also at Einstein
So why should I feel sorry
If they just couldn't understand the reasoning
And the logic that went on in my head?
I had a brain, it was insane,
My mother used to laugh at me
When I refused to ride on all those
Double decker buses all because
There was no driver on the top
But I said dear Doctor, I think it's you instead
Cause I've got a thing that's unique and new
It proves that I'll have the last laugh on you
Cause instead of one head, I've got two!
And you know two heads are better than one.
